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Monday Punday: Yoda

Monday Punday: Yoda

Funny it will be. Replacing your “Toyota” logo with a sticker of the popular Star Wars character is a bold move. We love the creativity. There are plenty of Star Wars puns I could throw into this post, but instead, I’m going to Leia off of them today. Take $25 off your next order over $250 with coupon code “YODA25.”

Monday Punday: Otters

Monday Punday: Otters

It’s rare that you even see a sea otter out of the water at all. Recently, however, I found a little guy sitting in the passenger side of a Mini (I was in the UK) depressed. It turns out – he doesn’t know how to drive stick shifts. Who knew the little otter could even drive at all? This story has a happy ending. The owner of the car got into the car and proceeded to drive the otter to…

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Monday Punday: Carpool

Monday Punday: Carpool

If you live in a busy city, you probably get just as excited as I do when I can merge onto the HOV lane and bypass rush hour traffic. As helpful as the carpool lane is, it’s equally as frustrating to see the many drivers that break the rules using it as well. My hope is that this visualization isn’t just a humorous play on words, but a representation as to what the carpool lane should actually be for those…

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Monday Punday: Escalade

Monday Punday: Escalade

It’s hard enough to find a parking spot in a busy city. The fact that your car could end up being towed in uncertain parking circumstances is simply stressful. To make matters worse, tow companies don’t treat our nice vehicles with the respect they deserve. It’s bad enough that I’m getting my car towed, but do you really have to force my Escalade onto your hitch with such aggression? We hope today’s silly pun helps you take your mind off…

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Monday Punday: Scuba

Monday Punday: Scuba

I know I’ve given you spoiler alerts and pickup lines at this point, but this week, I’m simply drowning in ideas for the summer… I don’t want any of this to go over your head, but I’ve simply had it up to here (points to head) and feel exhausted. As long as you can get a kick out of imagining that all Subarus could double as a submarine, I think I’ve done my job here. Take $25 off your next…

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Monday Punday: Pickup Lines

Monday Punday: Pickup Lines

What better way to attract a significant other than with a nice car? Well, in this case, a nice truck. If you drive a pickup truck, I bet you’re going to want to share this one on Facebook. What’s most ironic and meta is the idea of pickup truck owners sharing it to their crushes as a form of a pickup line. * Mind Blown * Take $25 off your next order over $250 with coupon code “CHEESY25.”

Monday Punday: Wrecks

Monday Punday: Wrecks

While Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom takes over the Box Office with dinosaurs, we wanted to do the same to our blog. Depending on how you inspect this type of scene, there aren’t very many parts to replace here. One phrase it does leave me with is something that it’s not…. and that’s DYNOmite. Take $25 off your next order over $250 with coupon code “WRECKS25.”

Monday Punday: Birds

Monday Punday: Birds

If you drive a nice car and choose to park underneath a tree, you’re asking for trouble. But when you leave your car in a densely populated bird area for an extended period of time, we call that an epic fail. Now get in that thing and drive it to the closest car wash. STAT. Take $25 off your next order over $250 with coupon code “ANGRY25.”

Monday Punday: Spoiler

Monday Punday: Spoiler

I’ve always understood wanting to stand out, but I’ve never comprehended the idea of crazy spoilers on cars. Much like ruining the plot twist of a movie, I feel like this type of “decoration” compromises the quality of the car. What do you think? Take $25 off your next order over $250 with coupon code “SPOIL25.”

Monday Punday: Bull

Monday Punday: Bull

There’s so much I’d like to say about this photo. Perhaps it’s best that I let its magic speak for itself, though. In the meantime, feel free to list out all of the things that you would need to fix on a car after having a bull stand up in the passenger seat. That list would be rather lengthy. Take $25 off your next order over $250 with coupon code “BULL25.”